She’s such a legend and appears on this list more than once! “Desire” Meg Myers The last few moments of the song are just her turning on everyone in the studio. The look on those men’s faces, the sheer explosive desire they are experiencing. Lest we forget her performances where she grinds on audience members strapped to a device. Like Summer, she’s been known to moan on a track, just full-on simulating the sexual experience in a song and on stage. I’ve already written about this phenomenon and will expound a little here. Janet Jackson is the queen of horny, the queen of sensuality and sexuality.
“She had dumps like a truck (truck, truck)Īre just indicative of someone who is so turned on they start talking silly. Amber Mark has a voice that is sultry and deep with the ability to reach those high notes, And the classic lyrics of This cover of the song also reconstructs the instrumental and makes it way more uptempo and dancey.
She’s straight up like “SHOW ME THAT THONG GIRL” and I love it. What I love about this version is Mark sings it and doesn’t do the thing where she tries to remix it to make it sound heterosexual. Penning and singing a whole ode to ass in a thong is just otherwordly horny. We are all familiar with Sisqo’s original version of this classic, but something about the Amber Mark cover of the song makes it even hornier. Kelela is a dope vocalist, and deserves more accolades! “Thong Song” Amber Mark Cover Like a good, healthy strap, it gets the job done! As the song fades away, her voice runs in this incredibly delicate yet alluring way. This song is unjustly short, but also somehow the perfect length. Steamy!! Y’all have read a lot about my sex life over the years but I must say, sucking on fingers is top 10 hot sexual experience. The gracious Kelela has heard our pleas and is back to releasing new music, but before that she put out this sexy little track. Am I reading too much into this? Perhaps, but it’s so good how can I not! Summer’s voice is cat-like and seductive, the way the vocals come in waves kinda mimics the waves of orgasm. This song has one of the sexiest bass lines in history too, bringing you to this place of ultimate funk and groove. We aren’t mincing words here folks, we’re talking coitus.Īlso, this song (the one on Spotify) is 16 minutes long!! That’s a pretty good romp by straight people’s standards. “Love to Love You Baby” as the refrain is simple, sexy, and gets you right to the point of the song. “Love to Love You Baby” Donna Summerĭo I have to say much on this one? From jump Donna’s moaning on the track, just straight up reaching climax right in your ear. The whispery, static-y vocals, the “ahhhhh-ah, ahhhhh-ah.” I don’t know man, it’s just a very sexy song. I don’t know what this song is about, but what makes it horny is the slow, creeping nature. Hey, if you don’t make friends with strippers are you really living right? From her, I learned that this is a really popular song for nights on the stage. I also was introduced to this song when watching another friend who is a stripper dance. “Change (In the House of Flies)” Deftones Eat a gummy bear or something that won’t kill you. Take a shot every time I say horny, actually please don’t do that. When I think of horny I definitely think of this song. This submission was added by me, so it’s the first one up. I always thought they were gonna be a hardcore band because of the name, come to find out it’s music for horny goths. I first heard NIN at a performance space where my friend who is a stripper danced to one of their songs. Ah, the pre-COVID days of sweating on strangers and making out with abandon! The horniest line from this song is of course not him whispering “you let me penetrate you,” BUT, the line “you get me closer to God.” An orgasm that brings you closer to the Lord himself is a powerful orgasm and one that deserves to have a whole song dedicated to it.īut let’s be real, this song is rife with horny lines, it’s teeming with sexual energy, the vocals are tense and steamy, the instrumentation makes you feel like you’re in a dark club with strobe lights flashing and sweaty bodies dancing close. What makes them so horny? How’d the people in the studio keep a straight face when recording? Join me on this wet ride to Horny Jail. Here, I’ll be talking about the ones that made it to my playlist in detail.
I made a playlist of most of the songs mentioned, and unsurprisingly, it fucking slaps. I got quite a few answers and added a few to the running myself. So I went to Twitter and asked my friends about the horniest songs of all time. Sometime last year, I was dealing with a not-so-shocking wave of intense horny behavior. The Autostraddle Encyclopedia of Lesbian Cinema.The 50 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time.LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now.
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